Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pablo and me

This feels like cheating, especially because I fell of the posting wagon again, but this was in my junk email box at work today, and it was so bizarre and amusing I had to share it. It was a pleasant change from the usual Viagra ads, and the part about taking care not to vomit made it almost seem like he knew me and my phobias.

And I have about as much more. Shall I ring and let Mrs. Have you seen it? Shall I say anything to him? What a singular thing!

IN STRANGE WATERS. What more can they want? You must steel yourself by that thought.It is no good whatever. You saw her come into Plymouth Bay.

Do you hear that? Pablo I _know_ is smart. Take care not to vomit. None of that. But tell me truly.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Could it be?

If you believe the thermometers in my house, it's 69 in the backyard and 80 on my back porch. I'm sure they both lie, but for once Tom Skilling, my weather nemesis, did not--it's freaking gorgeous in Chicago. We had rain this morning, but now the sun is even out. It's one of those reprieve days where even though we know full well it'll be in the 30s before the week is out and we still have snow to go, winter might actually be drawing to a close.

My laptop even wants to make sure I celebrate, apparently. When I logged on to check email and Facebook and all of the non-outdoor things I do when I get home, I got an error message that said "Internet Explorer is not working." My kind of message, actually. No codes, no tech speak, no recommendations. Just not working. Unique to my computer? I've never seen that one before.

No matter. Time to bask in the short-lived sun.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Gen Next

I was doing so well with the one post per week thing, but last week derailed me. I even had something all composed in my head, but I didn't sit down and type it out. Now we'll see what I can piece together.

Last week one of my coworkers gave me a book called The Trophy Kids Grow Up, about the millennial generation's transition to the working world. She and I often bemoan the failings of our students' generation and lament that they're not more like us hardworking Gen Xers. We're also completely obsessed with the idea of generation theory and the differences between the generations. So I was pretty excited to dig in.

The book was written by a Wall Street Journal Reporter, so it skewed pretty heavily toward millennials working in corporate America. And it was published in 2008, which made me wonder how accurate some of the stuff was today--now that jobs are so hard to come by, are recent grads really being so choosy, and are employers courting them to quite the same extent? But overall, he made some interesting points, and I felt he was reasonably fair in his treatment of this generation--pointing out their problems, but also their good points.

Defining the start and end dates of a generation is always tricky, and a lot of times it depends on whose definition you're reading. Once or twice I've come across definitions that lump me in at the beginning of the millennials, but the majority, including this book, seem to mark 1979 as the end of Gen X and 1980 as the start of the millennials. Being so close to the dividing line, though, I have to say that I saw aspects of myself in the latter group, which made it a little harder to get annoyed with them--especially things like job hopping (although I could also blame that on the Gen X lack of corporate loyalty), impatience to achieve promotions and other honors right away, and expectation of things like flexible hours and a casual dress code (although I really think not having to wear pantyhose isn't really too much to expect!).

But the Gen X curmudgeon in me got a workout when it came to the descriptions of colleges and corporations falling all over themselves to accommodate the learning styles and preferences of this group. In response to their need for constant feedback and approval, more performance reviews with a consciously positive emphasis. In response to their heavy reliance on parental approval and input in their decision making, including parents in job interviews and negotiations. In response to their inability to think for themselves and need for constant hand-holding, clear step-by-step instructions for everything. Not to mention compensating for their lack of written communication skills.

Maybe it's just post-midterm fatigue, but I resent the idea that we have to bend over backward to accommodate the shortcomings of these students. It seems like we're doing them a disservice by not teaching them to think for themselves. Although apparently if they work for the right company, they never have to learn this stuff.