Pablo and me

This feels like cheating, especially because I fell of the posting wagon again, but this was in my junk email box at work today, and it was so bizarre and amusing I had to share it. It was a pleasant change from the usual Viagra ads, and the part about taking care not to vomit made it almost seem like he knew me and my phobias.

And I have about as much more. Shall I ring and let Mrs. Have you seen it? Shall I say anything to him? What a singular thing!

IN STRANGE WATERS. What more can they want? You must steel yourself by that thought.It is no good whatever. You saw her come into Plymouth Bay.

Do you hear that? Pablo I _know_ is smart. Take care not to vomit. None of that. But tell me truly.